What are your favorites – Stuff Accountants Like https://www.stuffaccountantslike.com This blog is dedicated to stuff that accountants like Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:30:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.1 #45 Office Pranks, What are your favorites? https://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/45-office-pranks-what-are-your-favorites/ https://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/45-office-pranks-what-are-your-favorites/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:30:53 +0000 http://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/?p=521 officeprankA major pastime of accountants is office pranks. While this post can’t do justice to all the great pranks out there, it can serve as a basic primer.

As seen on The Office, office pranks are a daily reality that make the work environment tolerable. It can be argued that more energy goes into planning pranks than getting workpapers done.

Office pranks are especially fitting as everybody can make a great target. Accountants tend to be especially mean to new hires who are eager to help out and make a good first impression. You can tell an accountant has a good working relationship when they pull pranks on their own boss (and vice-versa).

Pranks range from harmless to malicious. An example of a harmless prank would be getting someone to fax you over a whole ream of paper because you “ran out.”

Accountants can turn everyday busy work into great pranks. Having someone foot a schedule that can’t be footed is a great one. This is an especially good prank when the work returns w/o/e and accountants discover they have a ghost ticker on their hands.

The general rule is that the more people involved in a prank, the better the prank. This is due to the strong negative correlation between productivity and enjoyment (i.e. as less work is done, the better time everyone has).

If you’re working with accountants for the first time, you need to be wary. Another tip, if the accountants you work with consistently pull great pranks, you know you’re working with top tier people.

Post your favorite pranks in the comments.

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#13 Acronyms, What are your favorites? https://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/13-acronyms-what-are-your-favorites/ https://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/13-acronyms-what-are-your-favorites/#comments Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:47:13 +0000 http://www.stuffaccountantslike.com/?p=139 acronymsFrom GAAP to GAAS, CPA to CPE, and AICPA to PCAOB, accountants feel the need to shoehorn as many acronyms as possible throughout their workpapers and professional lives. While accountants are busy trying to save the world, the fact remains that accountants are incredibly lazy people.

Acronyms, as you are well aware, are words formed from letters in each word. For example, “w/o/m/e” stands for without material error. When accountants need to state clearly on each workpaper (read: write the same thing twenty times) what has been done, they rely on tickmarks and acronyms.

Across all industries of practice, accountants have an endless alphabet soup of acronyms to pick from. Not only that, but new acronyms are created each day to ensure accounting remains undecipherable to the masses. This also helps maintain the steep learning curve for all newcomers.

Instead of StuffAccountantsLike listing acronyms specific to one office, we want to encourage you to post your favorite acronyms in the comments.

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