{"id":49,"date":"2009-01-17T19:28:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T03:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2009-01-17T19:28:26","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T03:28:26","slug":"5-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"#5 Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-52\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/1111326_coffee.jpg\" alt=\"1111326_coffee\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" \/>Accountants depend on coffee so much that it might be necessary to list Coffee and Caffeine separately. While I&#8217;m sure you and I enjoy coffee, do you value coffee enough to spend almost $10 a day at Starbucks? Accountants do during busy season.<\/p>\n<p>The standard ritual is to arrive in the morning and get coffee while your laptop takes 1\/2 hour to start up. After returning from lunch and catching up on e-mails, it&#8217;s time once again to go get another cup. In fact, anytime an accountant starts feeling less than 100%, coffee is the way to go.<\/p>\n<p>Coffee comes in many forms. Accountants can get coffee at Starbucks, local shops, office kitchens, instant espresso machines, and have been known to settle on tea in desperate times. Coffee is often accompanied by cookies, scones, danishes, or other snacks. It&#8217;s not always enough for an accountant to order a skinny latte, accountants sometimes have to get almond toffee cookies as well.<\/p>\n<p>If you took away coffee from accountants, you could pretty much short the market as companies would all be delinquent in their required filings. Coffee really is the solution to everything, and as such, accountants can never have too much coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Accountants depend on coffee so much that it might be necessary to list Coffee and Caffeine separately. While I&#8217;m sure you and I enjoy coffee, do you value coffee enough to spend almost $10 a day at Starbucks? Accountants do during busy season. The standard ritual is to arrive in the morning and get coffee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[14,13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/54"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}