{"id":343,"date":"2009-03-11T23:25:39","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T07:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2009-03-11T23:25:39","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T07:25:39","slug":"28-free-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"#28 Free Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/726216_fence_.jpg\" alt=\"726216_fence_\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" \/>Accountants make a decent living and can afford to spend $3 at Starbucks every day of the year. However, when asked to pay for parking, you&#8217;d think their <a title=\"materiality\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/?p=178\" target=\"_self\">materiality threshold<\/a> just split in half. Since accountants hate paying for parking, it stands to reason that they love free parking.<\/p>\n<p>Free parking is a big deal. In addition to free parking, where an accountant parks is important. Under ideal circumstances, an accountant would park their new car in a corner spot where nobody would be able to hit them. Accountants are known to park far away from the building&#8217;s entrance in order to avoid the nightmare of other people parking next to them.<\/p>\n<p>An accountant is among the first to arrive in the parking lot. Amazingly enough, they are also the last to leave. If you ever pass by an accounting firm&#8217;s office during the weekend, don&#8217;t be surprised to find many of the spots taken.<\/p>\n<p>Free parking comes in many forms &#8211; by the coffee shop, the restaurant, or the office. When available, free parking is an amazing luxury. If you ever need to convince an accountant to drive you somewhere, telling them that there is free parking will allow you to seal the deal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Accountants make a decent living and can afford to spend $3 at Starbucks every day of the year. However, when asked to pay for parking, you&#8217;d think their materiality threshold just split in half. Since accountants hate paying for parking, it stands to reason that they love free parking. Free parking is a big deal. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[116,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":363,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions\/363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stuffaccountantslike.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}